Now I may have done a poem - or ten
With this or similar title before
But what must stop?
\'Your jokes,\' Fido says to me
He knows usually that I laugh at them too
In case no else does! lol
Though they\'re so corny, so terrible
And who can bear more then three of them?
If you succeed
Men in white coats have to take you away
They say to you:
\'Poor you; you heard THREE of Orchi\'s jokes
Who can stand that?!
Worse than 20 years of Eastenders
Or 40 years of Neighbours\'
I\'m the guy who was that judge
I said to a prisoner:
\'It\'s 3 hours of my (Orchi\'s) jokes
Or 30 years in prison\'
The prisoner chose jail! Doh!
To clarify: A \'porkie\' is a lie
\'A sandwich short of a picnic\'
Is one who is a bit nutty
Not that we\'re having a picnic!
LOL.