If the House catches fire:
Please don\'t wake me.
If there\'s a Medical alert:
Never include me.
Some Thiefs breaking in:
Don\'t shake me.
Should a Hurricane strike:
Wave Goodbye me.
An Earthquake rolls by:
Just desert me.
A Locust Plaque falls:
Let them Consume me.
A Nuclear Strike:
Never warn me.
If Aliens Invade:
Let them Probe me.
Desperate for Sex:
Go Cheat on me.
Just leave me alone,
Never disturb me;
As I just want to Sleep
Feeling Drowsily.