Tristan Robert Lange

A Fine and Good Man

I was taught to be a fine and good man—

Strong and sturdy, tall and handsome and sound—

To have honor, courage, and a plan

For all in the fam’ly and friends around.

I grew up to be a man. But look now!—

There are other men, not like me,

Their role now must include a furrowed brow,

At good male fun such as adultery.

Well, at least watching strippers,

To escape the old lady,

I married when young

Dumb, and full of cum.

Toxic you say?

Pansy girl.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 9, 2026.

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