Don\'t waste a moment....
Reading some of my rubbish!
Apologies that ya waste
23 seconds or so every time - heehee.
Oh, Fido says to me
If ya got summat to say, man
Just say it in few words
Not use 500 words when 5 will do
And the only \'rambling\' ya gotta do
Is take me out for walkies!
Not waffle on endlessly
Interminably
And that\'s quite a long word -
You\'d never have thought up a 5-syllable word
With only your 3 brain cells
And your metres or formats of, Oh, I dunno
84. 6. 43. 76 .5. 26. 4. for example
Are ya playing bingo?!
Lend or give me some of your brain cells, Fido
I ask him, cos he has 3 billion or more of \'em
Doh! Now you\'ve read this so-called poem!
Talking to self, I say:
You time-waster, you bounder, you cad.....
Haven\'t poets got more important things to do
Than tune into your nonsense poems?!
LOL.