Paul Bell

Big Boy

Do I physically accommodate you these days

What

Would you say that I intensify your inner being

Intensy what

Do I subjugate your very person

Is this bed talk, cos you know I’m a simple fellow

Do you still have the same propensity towards my body as you used to have

Okay, think I know this word, sex in the woods, am I right

Would you say you’re sharp and sententious

If that means well endowed, defo

I don’t mind you being thick

Length and girth, womans dream

Dumb

Of course he’s dumb, too much talk

I mean you, you are dumb

What, wow, no need for insults

Last night in the bar

I was with you last night

Were you

Do believe I was sitting beside you, I’m the handsome guy

Sure you weren’t staring down the barmaids blouse all night

Actually, at times I thought you were bloody breast feeding

How much was the bill last night

What’s that got to do with it

Just asking

Don’t know, hundred, hundred and fifty

Nothing

What

She’s not the barmaid; she’s the owner. I deliver there, usually a bit extra, get it

Loud and clear, you’re an entrepreneur

That means big boy, doesn’t it

It sure does, big boy; let\'s go.