There are so many Ladies that I\'ve left behind,
By Yours Truly for I\'m the \'Caddish\' kind.
Take Two fine girls down the Argentine Way,
Who Teared right-up when I couldn\'t stay.
I just had to leave and toddle-on Home,
And leave those Dames Weeping all alone.
So I said straight out in the Town Cantina:
Don\'t Cry for me - Marge and Tina.