Love the games, thought that I\'d give it a go,
Was this really a zombie film, not really, no.
T-Virus that deviated from what we\'d come to expect,
Feel like the director was insulting the fan\'s intellect.
Delivery driver has to get a package to Raccoon City.
That\'s literally the thin threaded storyline, what a pity.
Film went off the rails, crashed and burned in the 3rd act,
Threw in random things from the franchise and that was that.
We\'re told that it\'s slippery in a lab,
Awful scene and I didn\'t even laugh.
Watch as all the Umbrella employees turn slapstick,
Main character was a gamer but couldn\'t shoot for shit?
A generic horror / comedy that slapped Resident Evil on the title,
Really don\'t think that I\'ll be going back to the cinema for a while.