Tristan Robert Lange

meaning to harp

don’t mean to harp

but i love

Bob Harper,

think he’s hot—dope—

saw all his wannabe haters

dang, dang,

dangling on a rope.

media hagites—

social sores—

judge a heart’s value

over a goddamn hill.

here, though,

is the bitter pill—

the hater-taters

are just pixelite swill.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 24, 2026.

Tittu

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Saint Sorebones

on September 28, 2026