Said Juliet One Day to her Sister Clair:
\'Why do you waste time and jump in the Air\'?
\'It\'s Logic itself that when we Jump,
We come back down to Earth with a Shuddering Bump\'.
\'So leave out the Leaping and stay where you are,
As Gravity itself won\'t make you go far\'.
\'For whatever goes up, must surely come down,
A most obvious truth that is essentially sound\'.
\'You\'re perfectly correct in the things that you say\',
Said big Sister Claire who viewed it that way.
\'Next time that I jump, I will stand perfectly still,
And never neglect that Newton did Will\'.
\'No movement at all when in future I leap,
And conserve all my Energy that\'s vital to keep\'.
So Remember dear Juliet and her Council to Claire,
Don\'t waste precious time and Spring in the Air,
As It really boils down to the obvious fact:
Of Law Number 3 when engaged in the Act.
So Cancel all leaping and Hopping around:
For it\'s simply quite plain- we belong on the ground.