Tristan Robert Lange

Juvenile Sprinter

Have you met the cousin

Of little league’s Mikey,

Tall and fast and —oh, crikey!—

Supposed to sprint, not bunt;

I’d like to introduce you to

Kareem Mike Hunt!

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, September 26, 2026.

Tittu

Coming this Macabre Monday:

DEVILISHLY DREADFUL

Saint Sorebones

on September 28, 2026