CAN HE FIX IT ?
I got on the Phone to my friend called Rob,
Who for a local Handyman is a real lazy Slob.
And I gave him a list of some repairs to be done,
But Work 1, 3, and 5, were the only ones begun.
He said it himself: \'I only do Odd-jobs\'.
HAVING YOUR CAKE AND KNITTING IT
Some recent break-ins from the Criminal trade,
And a curious thing therein displayed.
For into some Homes a Thief did break,
And Knitting Needles are the things he takes:
Now the Police can see there\'s a Pattern being made.