I went out to my backyard
To have me a smoke
That\'s when I heard
The Knot Hole as it spoke
I couldn\'t believe my ears
I couldn\'t believe my eyes
A talking fence
Now that was quite a surprise
As I puffed on my joint
Staring straight ahead
Listening to every word
That Mr. Knot Hole said
He told me buds are no good
Especially the kind I was smoking
He said, I should find a hobby or two
Instead of sitting around just toking
He said, if I kept doing this
It may become an addiction
If you keep on smoking buds
That is my prediction
He said, I\'ll hit rock bottom
With such a thud
That I\'ll regret the day
I ever picked up a bud
He said, my life will unravel
And spin out of control
Remember you heard it from me
Your friend, Mr. Knot Hole
(c) 6-2-2019
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