SWINDLER\'S LIST
Here is something that cost a couple of Quid,
No it\'s really quite true for I never do Kid.
I entered a Competition based on terrible Puns,
So sent in Ten for a little Fun.
But when I looked at the Winners today on line,
To see if a joke was a Groan of mine;
There were many on the Website all Successful Bids:
But did I make the listing?
No Pun in Ten did.
I\'VE FOUND WHAT I\'M LOOKING FOR: TWO BEERS
For Wetting the Whistle being the Ultimate Aim,
A bring you a story with a touch of fame.
The Edge and Bono walk into a Bar;
For it\'s thirsty Work when you\'re a Touring Star,
And the Barman did say: \'Not you two again\'.