CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
I have a Girlfriend, the delectable Louise,
Last Week was her Birthday and just so to please;
I asked what She\'d like for a Gift on that day:
\'Well a fine \'Apple Watch\' would go a long way\'-
So I took her to an Orchard to look at some Trees.
THE PAGE BOY
I adore my Girlfriend, She\'s lovely and Bright,
But a strange revelation has now sprung to life.
For She says I\'m Invading her Privacy most days,
And feeling much Stifled by my Intrusive new ways:
A Confession I read in her Diary last Night.