If I say it myself I\'m a Wonderful Cook,
A Virtual Maestro with a Recipe Book.
But for a Pancake Mix I had no Tool
So I Stole said Item like a Thieving Fool.
As into the Store I Slyly Crept
And strode to where the Cutlery is Kept.
How it\'s Sad for such deeds for Culinary\'s Sake:
But I\'m afraid it\'s a Wrisk that I was willing to take.