Into the bar I went,
Ordered my pint
And started to drink it.
A man stood next to me,
He was quite short
But we started chatting
And spoke of many things.
He then told me about his wife,
A lady he loved very much
But he did say
She was a very tall lady
And when in bed,
In bed making love
If they were face to face
His toes were in,
If they were foot to foot
His nose was in,
And if he was in properly,
He had nobody to talk to.