(despite current suppressed
immune system temporarily
taxed to the max-lo and behold
today I feel like about fifty cents
then linkedin to a violent
earthling shaking cough
that nearly set my lungs on fire,
and nearly set me to gagging
with hearty pun zing me in the gut
roll over Beethoven symphonic hysterics
triggered so frequently
and with such force,
I nearly didst vomit -
the worst bodily function to me
(thus a plus for not being bulemic
before that finger in the mouth
self induced gag reflex
(also called pharyngeal reflex)
an automatic, involuntary contraction
of the back of the throat
that prevents choking,
nevertheless my throat
got sore courtesy reflux),
soothing stomach courtesy
with old fashioned Jewish penicillin
brought gradual relief,
thus abdominally braced
subjected for mother\'s
little helper to buzzfeed
the beast of burden
id est the growling tummy
superceded by good old standby
preceded by an appetizer
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot, nine days old
to ready the eager taste buds
for the main entrée,
especially when the missus
by jove makes her out of this world
under the sheltering sky
famous burnt offering,
viz scorched meatloaf
(ideally from leftovers)
burnt to a crisp,
but much harder to chew
with dentures than quake and quisp,
which when soaked in milk
got soggy as wet leaves
after a rainstorm
the latter manufactured
by the Quaker Oats Company,
whereat both breakfast of champions cereals
introduced in 1965
and after savoring
soggy sugary cereal,
I feigned smoking
an imaginary e-cigarette
\"And my time is a piece of wax
falling on a termite that\'s
choking on the splinters\"
while exhaling nicotine scented wisp.
The missus delivered
her usual dinky portion - ha
actually she filled bowl
until food spilled over the side,
and with tender loving care
delivered repast punctual as a star
chicken noodle soup
with seaweed and mushrooms
bathed within a broth
I drank - good to the last drop
vis a vis Maxwell (Get) Smart
one favorite boyhood television show
before being an active participant
becoming a book worm,
where many days and nights
found (and still finds)
button nose of mine
(inherited from maternal grandfather
of mine Moishe Kuritsky -
you guessed correctly
if Kiev identified)
deeply engrossed and immersed
between the pages of a book
before donning bifocals
and being able to read
courtesy light cast
by moon shadow
which in truth powerful beams
emanate from an extraterrestrial delicacies
called UAPs, which stands
for unidentified anomalous phenomena
serve mean Fictional Alien Cuisines
(Sci-Fi & Pop Culture)
such as the following:
Gagh (Star Trek):
A traditional Klingon delicacy
made from live,
wriggling earthworms or serpents,
often served with seasonings
like Sichuan peppercorns.
Popplers (Futurama):
Small, round, deep-fried
alien creatures
with a crunchy exterior
and a soft, addictive center.
Wild Cherry Slime Bar (ALF):
A fictionalized novelty confection
combining weird textures
and candy-like flavoring.
Grey Paste & Blood Slurry
(Conspiracy / Speculative Lore):
Anecdotal pop-culture tropes
describing synthetic or liquid nutrients
allegedly consumed
by reported extraterrestrial archetypes
like Greys or Tall Whites.