So I did the maths
Or actually it was arithmetic.
No trigonometry or calculus involved.
Anyway...
I worked out it would take me 17 years to read all the books I\'ve bought but not got round to.
At the rate I read.
Not sure I\'ve got that long!
That\'s assuming I don\'t buy any more.
I could work that out too at the rate I buy
But we\'re getting into maths territory now.
Anyway...
Want to buy some books?