Michael A. McGuire

Plea from Today\'s Man

So sorry I\'m not attractive 
enough for you or make the amount
of money you would like me to.  

I\'m just a simple man attempting 
to navigate a complex World.  

I go to work every day and hope
to earn enough for the mountain 
of bills I have to pay.   

Don\'t have time for any more games.
Done played and got lost in many
a woman\'s maze.  

Can no longer afford to waste what\'s
left of my Life.  If you mess with 
me now, you\'ll meet the sharp end of 
my steely.......wit.

Guys just want to have fun too, you 
know.   Just don\'t have disposable
Benjamins to blow.  

So let\'s make a deal to be \"real\"
and let Nature take its course...
but first let\'s get you down off that 
mighty high horse.