Tristan Robert Lange

Masculation Strangulation

popped out of a masculine vagina

into a world that looks up to manhood

and wants men made of masculinity,

meaning that all boys get masculated

and reject all that is emasculated.

our boys need more and more testosterone.

should test their testes for testosterone

or else they’ll wind up with a vagina,

which will make them all emasculated

and then we will lose what’s known as manhood.

that is why we must be masculated

and show we love our masculinity.

why wouldn’t we love masculinity?

if you don’t, you may need testosterone

so that you, too, can be masculated,

and not act like you’re such a vagina!

that will free you up to love your manhood;

keep you from being emasculated.

hollywood wants us emasculated—

yes!—Xena stole our masculinity,

robbed Kevin Sorbo of his manhood,

which says not much of his testosterone;

in fact, we now think he’s a vagina

who clearly failed to be masculated.

truth! the whole world should be masculated!

rid us now of all emasculated

media making us a vagina

vacuuming up all masculinity

and destroying all men’s testosterone—

bringing into question their true manhood

don’t you ever relinquish your manhood

or we’ll make sure you are masculated;

we’ll inject you up with testosterone,

instill fear you’ll be emasculated

so you will worship masculinity

as you screw yet another vagina

worship your manhood emasculated!

fuck masculated masculinity—

fuck testosterone!—lick my vagina!

© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All Rights Reserved.

First published on tristanrobertlange.com, October 27, 2026.

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