Tristan Robert Lange
don’t fuck this up, blue
did you hear, did you hear, we all see blue—
not light, or sky, or navy, but deep blue.
people are now happy, no longer blue.
did you hear, did you hear, we all love blue?
better than orange—fuck red—we love blue!
tried that red. it\'s diseased rot. we need blue.
red people are not happy, they\'re now blue.
did you know, did you know, we all speak blue—
it\'s true, it\'s true, America is blue!
better than orange—fuck red—we love blue!
Tried that red. it\'s diseased rot. we need blue.
did you hear, did you hear, we all see blue—
people are now happy, no longer blue.
it\'s true, it\'s true, America is blue!
We\'re ready for you, don\'t fail us now blue!
not like red—fuck orange!—we love blue.
Tried that orange shit—it\'s rot—save us blue!
did you catch it, did you catch it, we\'re blue—
people are now happy, no longer blue.
it\'s true, it\'s true, Americans are blue!
not gray, or black—never red—but true blue
You\'re in now, don\'t you fuck us over blue!
not like red or tangerine—we want blue.
Tried that orange shit—a cock—save us blue!
people are now soaring up in the blue.
it\'s true, it\'s true, America went blue!
did you catch it, did you catch it, you\'re blue—
or we will find you and paint your house blue!
not gray, or black—never red—but true blue
better than orange—fuck red—you\'ll be blue!
Fuck that orange cock—that shit—save us blue!
people are now scoring over the blue.
it\'s true, it\'s true, our whole damn world is blue!
did you watch it, did you watch it—we\'re blue
not light, or night, or hazy, but staunch blue!
© 2026 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, November 5, 2026.
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