Dear Santa Clause, reading this makes time pause
This letter is specially made
This year I don’t want a present, things are rather unpleasant
So I would really appreciate your aid
This year I haven’t been the best, I admit I have been depressed
But still this is no excuse
I have contemplated suicide, there are times I’ve even tried
My soul has seen abuse
There are times I wonder why the sun won’t shine
I’ve prayed to God and I’ve asked him for a sign
And I know tables are bound to turn some time soon
But it feels like there’s been a cure and somehow I’m immune
I’m talking to this girl, I’m her clam and she’s my pearl
It feels like she’s the one
She’s a girl so pure, she’s the one for me I’m sure
She shines just like the sun
I talk to this girl every day but she’s moving far away
Though we’re forever close in our hearts
This girl is so great and she’s moving out of state
So I’d like to see her before she departs
But alas our time to meet is not any time soon
But she’s still my dish and I’m still her spoon
If our time to meet is not now nor ripe
Then forget us meeting I’ll get a Skype
This gift from above, never had a price on love
She’s an eleven out of ten
Since we can’t meet before, she leaves the shore
Promise that we’ll meet again
Time pauses with each rhyme, now I thank you for your time
I know I can make this better
I bet you knew all along that our love keeps us strong
So I’ll end this Christmas letter