Oh yeah, John and Jane, they met online.
And they had such a wondrous good time!
John said to Jane, "Will you please be mine?"
Jane said, "Sure, I'll be yours for all time!"
Then how merrily the days flew by!
They said their vows (for which I've no rhyme) ,
And then, alas, they began to FIGHT!
"YOU deceived me!" "OH how you have LIED!"
Next for a messy divorce time was ripe.
They dragged through the hysteric grime
Their families....yes, it was a crime!
And thus end all romances online!!!???