Why can't I do anything right?
I can't give you happiness
And I can't give you love
No matter how I've tried
And everyone's screaming at me
"Why can't you do anything right?"
But I cannot even answer right
Because I don't know anything
And I certainly don't know that
I mess up everything I touch
And I wonder to myself
Why can't I do anything right?
Everything I say is wrong
And when I go left, I should've gone right
Because I can't do anything right
I miss every chance I get
And I make all of the wrong choices
And I choose all of the wrong answers
Why can't I do anything right?
For I'd give anything for you
But I don't really know how
Because I don't know anything
And I can't do anything right
Oh, why can't I do anything right?