When I went out today,
In a car which would always sway,
I saw a dog,
Who was the best friend of a hog.
The hog and the dog roamed the streets,
They were like total freaks,
The dog barked
And the hog snorted,
Both paid no heed to the men who shouted.
They moved all along the road,
Swapping all who came in their way,
Nothing, no one could stop them,
They were having their say.
Then there came the hero,
It was me!
All the way down the road,
I went and patted the hog named Hee,
And he suddenly was peaceful.
Then suddenly I got a bite on my hand,
From the dog who had fled,
Then suddenly I woke up from my dream,
“A bad dream”, I said to myself.