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TV ADS

TV Ads

 

There\'s nothing like a TV ad.

A crass intrusion to a play,

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

And some of them are really bad

The products too – they\'ll make you pay;

There\'s nothing like a TV ad.

 

The use of animals is sad :

Chimps “talking”, drinking tea all day !

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

But Russian meerkats make me glad,

To buy insurance ? Well, I may –

There\'s nothing like a TV ad.

 

A bicycle pushed by a lad

Up cobbled street with brown loaf, aye,

It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

 

And now I\'ll take a break, by gad,

A drink\'s the tonic, so they say,

There\'s nothing like a TV ad.

They shred my nerves and make me mad.