I couldn\'t be more sure
Of all the nostalgia I\'d endure,
If I were to explore
A calf love crisis
That was so hard to cure,
How your mummy, she knew mine,
They\'d been friends
For a little time,
Like the time that you explained,
Your first name, it was Jane.
I really loved you, Jane,
Though you only gave me pain,
You were the girl
Who said hello the first,
But it only ended for the worse.
In our local swimming pool,
I swam so close to you,
Did you smirk
To your bob-haired friend,
Between the deep and shallow end?
So I just shyly slinked away,
Feeling such a fool that day,
Pet Clark reinforced
My bitter woe,
Singing My Love on the radio.
I really loved you, Jane,
Though you only gave me pain,
You were the girl
Who said hello the first,
But it only ended for the worse.