Now there\'s all this talk aboot the marmite, even though it tastes like s**te
Ye either hate it, or ye love it,
Well me personally, I cannae suffer it!
Now there\'s the stuff in a plastic jar,
Way much tastier, better by far!
Ye can spread it on yer piece or roll,
Hey! Ye can even afford it if yer on the dole!!
Now take the queen wi bags o money,
I bet she prefers it tae syrup or honey!
Now when I tell ye, aye laugh indeed,
Bit there\'s nothing quite like a piece in
... POTTED HEED!!!