Prom night, fun times
Eating juice with a hint of lime
Touching Jessica on the dong
Little did I know, she had a schlong.
I shouted, and screamed
Little did I know- the girl of my dreams- was the boy of my nightmares
\"Its not what you think!\"
\"Sit down and take a drink!\"
No dong I was comfortable, no balls I was glad to see.
I left the building, leaving Jessica with its dong.
Prom night, long dong, after that- I was totally done with her big greasy schlong.
-Kren