Vera, how I loved her
A mouth like a glove box
Eyes like a lizard.
Smelled like a gizzard.
An astounding woman.
Vera, how I loved her
On the night of the 1st, our celebration of marriage, she told me she had a toupee.
It was sad, but true.
O\' Vera, how I loved her.
Our baby, O\' how I loved them.
My bald, lizard faced gizzard woman was the only one I loved.
O\' Vera, how I loved her.
O\' Vera, I will\'nt want a better father than thou.
-Kren