I haven\'t showered, shaved
Or brushed my teeth
In over a week.
I haven\'t even changed
My underwear.
What a pig I am.
I\'m not going out anywhere
So there is no one to offend.
They say cleanliness
Is next to Godliness.
What is filthiness next to?
That\'s where I\'m at
And I\'m loving it.
That\'s not to say I\'m here to stay,
I think I can last one more day.
All good things must come to an end.
Tomorrow I get back to Godliness.
Filthiness has completed its run.
Shower and shave and brush my teeth,
Can\'t forget to change my underwear.
That\'s the way to start a new week.
Ah yes, Cleanliness is what I seek.