Kren

Beyond the Pine

My wife

Strong and beautiful

Every weekend, to the store she would trek

And every weekend bringing back tasteless dreck.

These items she would bring to my door, I could barely handle it anymore

She brought forth an apple of sorts, it was light orange, long and droopy

It had green spikes at the top that made my mouth feel quite poopy.

Why do they hurt to eat? The skin and pines make my mouth bleed

I must be allergic.

My wife calls it a pine-something

What a fucking idiot.

 

-Kren