Parker, beanie as purple as my wife\'s face
Purple it turned when I sprayed her with mace.
Parker, well versed in life
Parker, never had a wife
Parker, so very fat
Parker, stupid as a cat
Cats, stupid as a Parker
Meow
Parker, his beard reaching his neck, a razor never touched
Parker, the only thing a razor touched was his wrists
Parker, punching babies with his fists
Parker, stupid as a cat.
Parker, my best friend
Parker, a man I will always defend
Parker, for my life I would end
Parker, devoted I am.
Parker, stupid as a FUCKING cat.
Parker, his belly button deep as my soul
Parker, everyone notices his mole
Everyone.
Parker, stupid as a cat.
Parker, useless as a mat
Parker, on his ass he always sat
Parker, sitting with his cat
Parker, his cat was smarter than him
Parker, stupid as a FUCKING CAT.
PARKER YOU ARE RETARDED.