HUSBAND:
Now I\'m finally married
but sometimes I still need a whore.
Just cause I gots me a sweet young thing
don\'t mean that I shouldn\'t get more.
CHORUS:
Cause grandpa cheated on grandma,
papa cheated on ma,
so it\'s OK if I cheat on my girl
cause I read it in an unwritten law.
WIFE
Well, sometimes I get lonely
My baby\'s been gone all night long.
But I can never get horny
cause I know gettin\' horny is wrong.
CHORUS 2
Cause grandma didn\'t cheat grandpa
and mama didn\'t cheat pa
and it ain\'t right if I cheat on my man
cause I read it in an unwritten law.
HUSBAND
You\'ll understand I get angry
If I do not know where she\'s been
Cause the devil is out there a temptin\' her
and sooner or later she\'ll sin
CHORUS 3
But grandma didn\'t cheat grandpa,
and mama didn\'t cheat pa,
so it aint right if she\'s cheatin on me
cause I read it in an unwritten law.
WIFE
Now, I am always exhausted
and life isn\'t fun anymore.
While I\'m here tendin his demon kids
he\'s out on a date with a whore.
CHORUS 4
And grandma she divorced grandpa,
and mama she divorced pa,
and if that man\'s out a cheatin on me
he\'s gonna feel the weight of the law.
Grandpa cheated on grandma,
papa cheated on ma,
so I suspect that he\'s cheatin on me
cause he read it in an unwritten law.