JacobsMom

Dirty Bitch


There\'s hair all over the bathroom
There\'s dirt on the kitchen floor
Can\'t see the carpet in the bedroom
I just stepped on an apple core

There are flies hovering over the sink
All the dishes are caked with old food
I really should clean this mess up
But I am just not in the mood

All my clothes are in the hamper
I\'ve been wearing this shirt for 3 days
I really should start the laundry
That spot on my pants is mayonnaise.

I\'ve made a nest among the blankets
The bed has claimed me as its own
It won\'t let me answer the doorbell
It won\'t let me answer the phone.

I\'ve lost my motivation to do anything
But truthfully I don\'t even care
So what if everything is dirty?
Maybe I like Cheez-Whiz in my hair.

Maybe tomorrow I\'ll get up and clean,
Do some laundry and wash my hair.
Or maybe I\'ll just lay here some more
And try to remember what it\'s like to care