I love women, I really do.
I love them everywhere, I love them anywhere.
I love them from afar and I love them nearby,
and I love them walking in the woods and sitting over a cup of coffee in a
small restaurant in a small town where nobody else knows us and it\'s just
her and me,
and I love sitting next to them at concerts and making small talk at
intermission and \"do you know him also\" and \"were you there? so was I,\"
and \"Why is it that so many sopranos are fat?\"
and is she thinking the same type of thoughts that I think and does she love
men like I love women?
I love watching women in the cafeteria and shopping in the malls,
and I love women with smallish wrists and ankles,
and I love women who touch you when they talk to you,
and women who I can protect,
and women who can protect me.
I love women at the beach in the summer in one piece bathing suits,
and I love women at the beach in winter in men\'s jackets and large scarves
sitting in front of roaring fires on the sand drinking too much wine.
I love women who love children,
and I love women who are children,
and I love women who\'s eyes sparkle and who\'s minds sparkle,
and I love women who say \"it\'s really nice to have met you, and I hope we do
meet again soon\" and mean it.
I love women who scratch my back and can catch footballs and like eating fast
food when there\'s no time and long leisurely dinners over candlelight when
there is.
I love women, I really do.