i am a healthy cheerful, happy dog
the whole world was created for us dogs
the Divine Bitch shaped us in her image
spun us through brilliant cosmic mirrors
until we were a thousand colors and shapes
but still truly Dog
unique and proud
of our nobility
we exercise our dominion
over the ponderous slaves
She gave us in Her Goodness
to ease and sweeten our canine lives
woof woof and amen
our slaves have faces
high above the earth
their noses are dull
their spines are stiff
they cannot use four limbs
like we superior beings
but they have their uses:
they build us houses
they give us food and drink
morning and night
they clean our muck
and keep us in health
all we need
to keep them obedient
is to tie them to a leash
and walk them through their sterile streets
ours is the strength and the power
we rule the world