An empty mind
A heart of stone
One who speaks in monotone
While fighting the boredom of everyday life
One cannot use a gun or knife
One must use an ancient tool
Not common day insults or ridicule
One must use jokes, you see
To rid a day of mockery
And to provide the perfect cure
Of which its effects I am sure
It will fill an empty mind
Soften a heart of stone
And it will bring color to the voice
Which speaks in monotone
After you have tried the cure
Which will not fail I am sure
You will see how satisfied you can be
Without living your days in monotony