Three year old boy who fell into a gorilla area is said to be doing well
But social media zealots are giving his parents nothing but pure hell
The naysayers weren\'t there when the little boy fell into the gorilla pit
Somehow they know more than the experts on hand. They really don\'t know shit!
The boy expressed a desire to climb into the restricted area. His mom said nope!
Next thing she knew he found his way under the fence and fell into the moat
Witnesses watched in horror as the primate violently dragged and tossed the child
The ape was just being an ape. But to spectators, the monkey had just gone wild
Zoo officials said under the circumstances they had no choice but to shoot
Some said they could\'ve tranquilized the beast, but the situation wasn\'t that cute
Harambe supporters want the parents charged criminally without remorse
Others say zoo is at fault and the habitat barriers should be reinforced
There are other voices calling for the complete banishment of all zoos
Claiming wild beasts don\'t belong in cages for the entertainment of a few
Animal rights activists may be pleased to know they have a sample of Harambe\'s sperm
So the zoo\'s breeding program is still intact. The beast\'s bloodline has not been burned
The ape was killed, filling the community with all kinds of strife
Interesting how some poeple have now threatened the mother’s life
It appears this tragedy happened due to a number of things that failed
But if the PETA advocates have their way the parents will go to jail