Gator dragged boy into the water
Negligence turned him into fodder
A \"No Swimming\" sign
Is not just a line
Parents sent him to the slaughter
Parents didn\'t watch boy
Child\'s funeral is not a joy
Can\'t kill every gator
But makes us feel greater
So we\'re on a Search & Destroy
PETA will balk at the news
Disney is deep in the stew
It\'s the predator\'s nature
Parents know the danger
Four gators will now become shoes
In the case of Cincinnati monkey
They looked for a convenient flunky
If they can\'t find a minion
The public court of opinion
Will say the parent was a junkie