Lily sugar had an appetite,
twice as large as the world!
people told her to stop shoving in her gob
but her golden locks she just curled.
\'Oh\',she would hungrily sigh,
\'I need to adjust my shape!\'
My ,she was a centimetre fatter!
(according to some measuring tape)
She was in the Guinness book of records ,
for being incredibly wide.
But one fateful day she could fit no more in
so she lay on her back and cried.
Her mother took her to see a doctor
to make up a cure for the pains.
The doctor said oh dear, but I have it!
please collect the dirt from two lanes!
Lily looked puzzled
and so did her mum,
but at least it would make a cure
to help her fat tum!
once she had done so
she went back again
the doctor said eat them with water,
her mum cried \"are you insane!\"
Lily went green
as she drank dirt water
she yelped when it scratched her throat
her mum cried \"you\'re poisoning my daughter!
WHOOSH! Inside her, no more gas,
her sides so slim and straight,
she was into a good condition-
and if she gets fat again
it\'ll be a long time to wait!