GOP created a very strange fruit
Mogul based out of New York. Plenty of loot
Exploited sweat shop labor down to their knees
Claimed to create new jobs, but sent them all overseas
Conjured up memories of the Antebellum South
Has no filter to speak of, a most insulting mouth
Tells certain people everything they want to hear
But tells another segment they’ll be gone in a year
Poor Muslims are stuck, can’t do anything to please
He’ll ship them out in a heartbeat, before they can sneeze
Needs Latinos to get elected, but he can’t seem to cope
Accuses them of being criminals, selling nothing but dope
He insulted grown women. And it wasn’t very cute
Almost drew blood as he spoke, clear down to the root
Only wanted runway models. Loved them close to six feet
One wife was cut from his team. Told to take a back seat
Stole all the good fruit, showed the masses utter disdain
Drove the poor from their homes using eminent domain
He smiled the whole time as they stood in the rain
Told them to work harder, their loss was his gain
Gave money to Democrats, it seems he wasn’t that picky
When you only care about money, relationships get tricky
Went from one party to the next, always turning the wheels
He wanted to make a quick buck. That’s the Art of the Deal
Business is about the quick and the dead. It’s about who you know
Burning bridges is not a good thing. You reap what you sow
Politics is a different animal, takes finesse to get your way
He didn’t figure that out, our man will have some bad days
No one took him seriously. Looked like he was cursed
But he out-flanked the competition. Went from worst to first
Now the GOP is scared. They have to deal with their flop
The fruit is spoiled and stinking. Has begun to rot
Hoped to wait out Obama. Get a new start - clean and fresh
What popped up in their garden, smells like burning flesh
And it’s not like Hillary offers all the best pickin\'s
She carries heavy baggage, and she’s not a spring chicken
Latest stories suggest his party has buyer’s remorse
They are looking for a way out. Steering way off course
Some GOP leaders want to replace him at the convention
Using all kinds of tactics, some way too awful to mention
Tea Party’s quite angry, they are beginning to pout
Fury complete with bulging eyes and a twisted mouth
How could they be fooled by such a fresh rookie
Didn’t check under the hood. Didn’t take a close lookie
This is an odd fruit. The kind vultures won’t even pluck
It was raised on bald hatred. So the yield really sucks
Donors see him with open eyes, so the money has stopped
He’s the candidate hate created. A very strange and bitter crop