willyweed

\"The un-haunted house\"

The cook was in the kitchen

The gardener trimming vines

I went down to the cellar

To fetch a case of wine

 

I came back to the parlor

And much to my surprise

There stood Master Pennbrook

Right before my eyes

 

He was looking shabby

He did not look his best

Ten long years have gone by

Since we laid him to his rest

 

I was scared shitless

Just to say the least

What can you say to someone?

Who has been ten long years deceased

 

Err...how … how are you doing sir

I managed to spurt out

Well I have had better days

He said without a doubt

 

I’ll tell you why I came here

I cannot stay for long

There’s something going on here

Something’s very wrong

 

I was murdered by my wife

She put an end to me

I must make someone aware

To set my spirit free

 

Whoa is me for I loved her

But it was for my fortune that she cared

She poisoned my glass of sherry

And the life that we had shared

 

Now that I have told you

Do what you think is best

I will haunt this house no longer

Now my weary soul can rest!

 

Just like that he disappeared

And he never did return

 

They found Mrs. Pennbrook

In the wine cellar

 

The night the house was burned!