BRIAN & ANGELA

50 SHADES OF AMERICAN LADIES !

ALABAMA ~ She\'ll wanna take you home to Mama  

ALASKA ~ Her Girls are hotter than Nebraska

ARIZONA ~ Sorry but she\'ll never phone Ya

ARKANSAS ~ Lovely they always ask for more

CALIFORNIA ~ Don\'t say I didn\'t warn Ya

CAROLINA (NORTH) ~ She\'ll love you on the Porch

CAROLINA (SOUTH) ~ She\'ll love you on the Couch

CONNETICUT ~ Duckin\' an\' bobbin\' just like her State bird ~ the Robin

COLORADO ~ Mountain Girls ~ full of bravado 

DELAWARE ~ Her ladies have a lot to share

NORTH DAKOTA ~ She\'ll put you on her rota

SOUTH DAKOTA ~ She\'ll love Ya for your nice big motor

GEORGIA ~ Everyone knows they\'re as cute as the Cherokee Rose

FLORIDA ~ Paradise and YES the girls are really nice

HAWAII ~ Such flirts ~ grass skirts ~ O me O myee !

IDAHO ~ They\'re really great ~ Each one a Gem just like their State

ILLINOIS ~ Smart Girls they always give their men much joy

INDIANA ~ They\'re remarkable just like  their bird the bright red Cardinal

IOWA ~ The one\'s I chose were huggy like a Ramblin\' Rose

KANSAS ~ Her Girls are great ~ Bright and Showy just like their Sunshine State ! 

KENTUCKY ~ Place your bets an\' you\'ll get lucky

LOUISIANA ~ Have I told Ya ~ your pretty as your State Magnolia  

MAINE ~ They all say ~ please come back again

MARYLAND ~ They like to get a golden band !

MASSACHUSETTS ~ Cautious \'cos they always hedge their bets

MICHIGAN ~ Her Ladies always get their Man

MINNISOTA ~ Of lakes an\' men they get their quota 

MISSISSIPPI ~ Classy sassy as a Hippy

 MISSOURI ~ Tell me the old old story

MONTANA ~ Practical know how to use a spanner

NEBRASKA ~ Her Girls are cooler than Alaska

NEVADA ~  Sweet an\' neat an\' full of ardour

NEW HAMPSHIRE ~ The Girls are cuddly an\' great  even in the Granite State

NEW JERSEY ~ In love they show no mercy !

NEW MEXICO ~ Easy come and easy go

NEW YORK ~ On the phone ~ They just wanna Talk ~ Talk ~ Talk !  

OHIO ~ With GOD all things are possible ~ AMEN

OKLAHOMA ~ Pheremones ~ honey sweet aroma

OREGON ~ Annie told me ~ You\'re the one !

PENNSYLVANIA ~ An Amish Girl ~ she sure would tame ya !

RHODE ISLAND ~ Cute chicks to match an\' mix  

TENNESSEE ~ Country girls are always fun and fancy free

TEXAS ~ She\'ll love Ya for Ya LEXUS

UTAH ~ Mormon virginal an\' pretty ~  The Girls in Salt Lake City

VERMONT ~ Her Girls all get just what they want 

VIRGINIA ~ Pure and chaste so don\'t make haste

VIRGINIA (WEST) ~ Almost Heaven ~ they really are the best

WASHINGTON ~ They are the boast of the West Coast

WISCONSIN ~ A nice state to be in love in

WYOMING ~ She\'ll make sure that you\'ve done roamin\'

 

Thanks for reading ~ comments (and corrections) welcome ~ Love BRIAN XOX

 

This is a fun poem ~ so no offense meant whatever State you\'re in !