Tomorrow is Parent Election Day
All the children in the US of A
Will vote to keep their parents
Or
To send them away forever
And
Get a new set of Mommy and Daddy
Who will say yes to every demand
Tomorrow is Child Election Day
All the parents in the US of A
Will vote to keep their childen
Or
To send them away forever
And
Get a new set of boys and girls
Quiet, polite, and undemanding
Tomorrow is Post-Election Day
The Parents are happy
The Children are happy
Until the next election