Oh, Im Romanian.
Really?
Yes, but I don\'t speak Romanian.
What?
but it should be your native language.
You said you were born there!
No, I was born here.
But then that makes you an American like me!
You Liar!
Oh no, I am Romanian-
Listen here:
if you are born in a certain place, then you are native to that place.
I have Italian ancestors, but I was born here.
That means I am not Italian, I am American.
A response and Parody to the poem: “Speak Up” by Janet S. Wong.
By The Jade Jester