KDymond

Primadonna

I’m a young woman, I do as I should.

I don’t eat too much, in case I get fat.

I don’t swear in the street, in case children hear.

I don’t wear clothes that leave little to the imagination.

I don’t have the last one.

I don’t forget my P’s and Q’s.

I don’t spit in the street.

I don’t lie to others.

I don’t go in the rain without an umbrella.

I don’t litter.

I don’t fight with others.

I don’t disrespect. For,

I\'m a young woman, I do as I should.

I eat chips and don’t fret about the effect on my waistline.

I drink beer and don’t care if it’s ‘not very ladylike.’

I express myself in the way I see fit,

Whether it  shouting or laughing or writing down shit.

I swear, sometimes,

Not in front of kids.

I like alcohol and I’ve dabbled.

I climb trees and I play-fight.

I’ve punched and I’ve kicked.

I think things I shouldn’t and often say them out loud.

I draw on the walls.

I’m not very quiet, nor am I too sane,

And I laugh at myself.

For, I’m a young woman, I do as I should.

I do as I should.

Not what you say I should.