Last night I had a strange dream. It was loosely based on \"The Christmas Carol.\" Except the three ghosts were played by farm animals. The ghost of Christmas past was a duck. I asked\' Haven\'t I seen you on my Grandma\'s pond?\" It answered\"You may have seen some of my brothers and sisters, but not I.\" The ghost of Christmas present was a giant pig. though the pig was not fat, but was the length of two football fields, and as tall as the Empire State Building. I said that I would like to put those ribs in the smoker. He replied\" You leave my ribs alone.\" I then asked if I could have some bacon, and ham. He replied \" Touch my but and I will poop on you.\" The ghost of Christmas yet to come was played by a cow, who never said a word until we got to the graveyard and he pointed at the tombstone. I bent down moved a few weeds and read the words \" GOT MILK\" I looked behind me recited the words, the hood flies back revealing a cow of flesh and bone. With a crazy look in it\'s eyes and in a strange yet funny voice it replied \'Why, Yes I Do.\" Then started spraying me with milk from it\'s udder. That is when I woke up laughing.