here\\\'s a little story about us growing up
learning all the things a baby has to burp
sucks a dummy yells screams and poos
out grows the nappies learning things to do
in and out of everything up and down the stairs
find’s a different room and finds a diner chair
grows up big and strong jumped straight into school
downs the odds in the common room on a game of pool
expelled for being a useless twat and a coslty overhaul
we think we know it all start a union trade and ball
retirement falls early now you lost a dream or two
sit back in your armchair sip a English cuppa tea
write a will and wait and then you have to see
that growing up is the same for everyone especially to me.