Gentlemen stand up and say \"NO\" to Cupid
If you believe in him you are fucking stupid
I believe red roses and chocolates suck
Be straight out, and say you want a fuck
Spending money on jewellery and flowers is so absurd
Come night they still have a headache, mark my word
All the pretty cards and love hearts I find hard to follow
If the bitch really loves you she\'ll give head and swallow
I\'ve found many a time wining and dining has misfired
Get her home and she says \"sorry dear I\'m too tired\"
Better off having a few beers with a couple of mates
Than spending a heap of money on romantic dates
Rings and romance lead to a fucking wedding of course
Then more money down the drain if she wants a divorce
Don\'t get married, don\'t go down that track any further
Like life in prison and you only get twenty years for murder
So if that little Cupid cunt shoots, duck let the arrow pass
Bend the bastard over and stick them up his tight little arse
Tell him to fuck off with his arrows and forever stay away
Only one thing worse and that is fucking Valentines Day
Why waste money on chains and love hearts with locks
I reckon all that shit\'s for poofters and little soft cocks
Prefer a sheila who likes to fuck without the romance
Buy her a big Mac and a coke then off with her pants
If romance is so cool and Valentines and Cupid are the trend
How come that little prick with the arrows hasn\'t a girl friend
If you want to go and buy flowers etc. you\'re off your scone
I\'m telling you man, all this Valentines shit is simply a con
So that\'s my opinion of romance, sorry if I seem a bit blunt
And if I happen to see Cupid I promise to kill the little cunt
Waste of fucking money romance, that is for fucking sure
Better off with Mrs Palmer or even cheaper to fuck a whore